Meet Mike

Yesterday I recorded a few clips and finally finished uploading them. The first one I am going to show you is another Bojangles clip. I can't get enough of their cajun chicken filet biscuit, and when I try to order, I completely forgot what the potato rounds are called. I froze and called them "things." Awesome. Then the guy corrects me and says "Bo Rounds?" which is short for "Botato Rounds." I love it. Check that clip out HERE.

The next clip I have is a short one of the people I work with just talking. You can see Fred and Lacretia on the right, and Zolene, Scott, and George on the left. George is the old white guy on the left, back corner. He is a complete hardass and I hope that I can interview him for my blog one day. He rules. For instance, he was discussing Mike (whom you will see with Brady in a video I will post in a second) and how Mike talks a big game about fighting people, shooting people etc. In reference to Mike, he stated "One day his alligator mouth is gonna get his hummingbird ass in trouble." I lost it, and now George is my favorite coworker. Anyhow, in this video, you see Scott being perverted, and all of them are discussing the free coffee at Mcdonalds on Wednesday. Zolene states, "You can't say free around me!" and that it possibly the most accurate/hilarious statement I have on film thus far, partly because I know her and partly because she is black. So stereotypical, but so funny. I'm probably going to hell, but WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Next up is Mike and Brady. Brady you have met before, while Mike is new to the game. Also chill and trill, Mike works in the office and not in the warehouse with us. Mike is completely awesome, tried to sell me a.357 magnum for $250 bucks, and also has been quoted as saying "It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." for the record, that was a quote, not out of my mouth. Check out Mike and Brady HERE.

Last but most certainly not least, I have a video of Brady and Sean. Brady was talking to me before I pulled out the camera and said something, so I had to film him telling Sean what he told me. What he said was "I should turn myself in, or it should be a crime, that I steal all these womenz heartz." I'm not kidding. Just watch the video. He also uses the word "Pimpjuice." PIMPJUICE! SERIOUSLY! Click HERE if you would like some PIMPJUICE, straight from Brady.

I just got home from trivia and I am going to upload some pretty good footage from there right now. Another post in a bit, after I beat some tail in Call of Duty 4. If you read this and want my gamertag, holla at me.